These are the ones that have been circulating in my workplace:
Q: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 250 yards
Q: What’s the difference between Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stops at three “ho”s (or Santa only has three “hos”s)
And a Michael Jackson joke, just for good measure:
After Michael Jackson’s death, McDonalds released a new kids meal called the McJackson. It consists of a fifty-year-old piece of meat between two six-year-old buns.
If you think you got a better joke please comment!