How 5-hour energy really works

Ever wonder what the secret to these magic little bottles are? Well it’s pretty simple.

Five-hour energy gives you…well… five hours of energy. So where does that five hours come from?

The end of your life.

That’s right people. For every Five Hour Energy you drink, your lifespan decreases by five hours. It’s the law of conservation of energy!

And if you drink enough, you can die prematurely!